Assbutt

What's on your mind?About meNext pageArchive

cannweseriouslyjusttnott:

shanemichael:

It’s fucking red.

I’ve literally waited for this video for years. i’ve been reading the gif in the wrong tone the entire time

(Source: fangirlshideout, via tacoball)

14th2:

aiclan:

afrogay:

if i die my funerals gonna be the biggest fucken party and you’re all invited 

if

great, the only party ive ever been invited to and he might not even die

(via luhlunas)

sherrocked:

My dad just yelled “I SWEAR I’LL CUT OFF WHAT’S LEFT OF YOUR DICK IF YOU FUCKING TOUCH MY COKE DON’T YOU DARE” and I came in the room like what the fuck and it was my dad holding up a shoe and my cat sitting by a glass of coca-cola with his paw almost touching inside of it and both of them didn’t even break eye contact with each other
I’m so done with my life

(Source: amovible, via storyofeden)

turbo1nix:

Acceptable reaction to misogyny.

(Source: alwaysthecrazyone, via polzine)

weallliveinapokemonworldd:

queennubian:

will you shrink me like this tiny cat?
tell me why you would do such a thing?

Not Pokemon but so cute I had to reblog
susanforemanbackstrom:

noelanthony:

jewlesthemagnificent:

jhrmn:

not-cooper:

OH GOD I’VE LOST CONTROL

ok listen you’ve still got a couple of options here

You just have to shift your perspective.

How can you function like that

MAKE SURE YOU LOCK ON YOUR CAPS…DONT LOSE YOUR HEAD!!
lustt-and-luxury:

ℓ&ℓ

ryeou:

i swear she will sleep anywhere except her own bed

(via luhlunas)

fashionjunki:

neohki:

throwthemtothelions:

howtobeterrell:

Can we acknowledge that Naomi has the baddest walk in the game

HOW CAN U NOT LOVE HER

Killer

Effortless

"If you don’t get excited when you’re about to kiss someone then you probably shouldn’t be kissing them. It should get you riled up inside and should not be mediocre."

- Crazy Sexy Khool (via brokenpromisesanddbrokenhearts)

(Source: crazysexykhool, via i-want-fo0d)

vanillish:

i just need someone who will walk around with me at night at 3 am

(via luhlunas)

jalexintheimpala:

god bless gordan ramsey 

(Source: yourmanwontdancebutiwill, via iamthe10thdoctor)

turkey-imported-from-maine:

firelorcl:

meladoodle:

i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

a dentist

i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police

(via phobias)

seinfelcl:

how dumb is it that we’ve created words we arent supposed to use

(via hotboyproblems)

warriorchicken:

I look like an extremely professional fashionable woman in an Abaya. It probably took me AGES to look this professional right?image

WRONG. I’m actually wearing my onesie underneath it and you will NEVER KNOW MWAHAHAHA

image

Wanna know another secret? Even though i LOOK like I’m paying attention to whatever nonsense you are saying…..

image

I AM ACTUALLY WEARING HEADPHONES AND LISTENING TO MUSIC

image

  BAM!

(via dontletthenarglesbite)