i dont understand giveaways
like who the fuck just has an extra macbook
some lady behind me at the bank smacked her child and said “dont put ya fingas in ya ass”
Tell me I’m cute or something so I can like roll my eyes at you but then blush when I think about it later
shopping rule no.1: if it’s not black put it back on the rack
The oldest person alive was born on April 19, 1897, meaning that April 18th, 1897 was approximately the last time the Earth was inhabited by an entirely different set of people and if you don’t think that’s the realest shit ever then you can get right on outta town.