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unbrokenable:

The only thing preventing me from smashing my alarm clock at 6am is the fact that it’s my cellphone.

(via phobias)

kurosukone:

True sibling protection

(Source: lovefortelevision, via this-is-where-safe-is)

thelostsoulsoffallenangels:

lesb1an:

thisisnotmyfairytaleendingg:

Fun Fact:
The fall was not scripted, Anne actually slipped while filming, although she started laughing they kept with the scene. The director didn’t yell cut because she waved her hand a little (what looked like when she waved at Lily to keep talking) to signal that she wanted to keep filming the shot. The editor eventually chose this shot because he felt it fit Mia’s character a lot more than the scripted shots they had.

how did she not start crying after getting cunt punted that hard.


probably because she landed on her arse

icy-brunette:

legalisation:

i hate this website everyone’s hotter than me wtf

(via this-is-where-safe-is)

me: *In a very suspicious seeming alleyway*
police officer: what are you doing here
me: the real question is what are YOU doing here?
police officer: oh damn true
keeping-up-with-the-jenners:

Kendall @ coachella
janemba:

I LIVE FOR CLUELESS MOTHERS
brokentripod:

officerofmonkeyproblems:

slow clap

(Source: frozen-much, via this-is-where-safe-is)

captainlitebrite:

(Source: mjolnr, via windlessday)

lookatallthefandoms:

insert-sherlock-here:

I always shipped Joey and Phoebe, he just seems to absolutely adore her

So did Lisa Kudrow and Matt LeBlanc. They at one point went to the writers and asked if it could be revealed that Joey and Phoebe had been sleeping together for forever.

(Source: laurentmelanies, via cynistic)

How to color eggs with onion shells.

wewantwow:

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This must be the most beautiful DIY tutorial I have ever seen. And it so happens to be in style of this weekend. Found on Ulicam, a very nice blog by Ulrika Kestere, photographer and illustrator. For the whole tutorial and lot’s of inspiration, click here.

(via naruthel)